WTF?? You Used To....

sorry for a third post in a row especially one as dumb as this one, but i need to get all this BS out right now!!!! Ignore it if you want. But these are all the reasons I can think of that are why I dated this guy in the first place, and fell in love with him, and why I told him I didn't want to see him anymore (that and the little hiking trip incidents of course) :

1. Bring me chocolate. Big, huge, exotic bars of 78% Cacao from the organic store. Was I getting too fat?
2. Call me BG (beautiful girl) instead of "Betsy-pooped-her-pants"
3. Say "I love you"
4. Say "I miss you"
5. Cook me dinner, usually stuff I have never heard of or tried before.
6. Take long walks with me. Which is what attracted me to you in the first place.
7. Weigh about 20 lbs or more less.
8. Work out (see number 7).
9. Have intelligent conversations with me.
10. Make me mixed CDs
11. Rub my back
12. Act like an adult.
13. Take me to Burlington just to walk around and watch the sunset.
14. Kiss me passionately. Now you act like one of us has bad breath everytime we kiss.
15. Call me everyday
16. Be active.
17. Sing "Doot doot doo I got some apples" instead of "Pooped ma pants I pooped ma pants stinky stinky poop i pooped ma pants"
18. Care if I cried. Maybe I do it too much now.
19. Be able to bring me up out of a funk instead of sinking me deeper into one.
20. Like good music.