If I Were a...

1. If I were a month I would be: July
2. If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
3. If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight
4. If I were a direction I would be: all screwy which-ways
5. If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a canopy bed
6. If I were a liquid I would be: mercury
7. If I were a stone I would be: emerald
8. If I were a tree I would be: a palm tree
9. If I were a bird I would be: a crow
10. If I were a tool I would be: hammer
11. If I were a flower/plant I would be: a diffenbachia (slightly poisonous)
12. If I were a kind of weather I would be: a distant thunderhead
13. If I were a musical instrument I would be: violin
14. If I were a color I would be: violet
15. If I were an emotion I would be: hyper
16. If I were a vegetable I would be: corn-y
17. If I were a sound I would be: the wind
18. If I were a car I would be: a corvette
19. If I were a food I would be: dessert
20. If I were a place I would be: an empty island
21. If I were a material I would be: cordorouy
22. If I were a scent I would be: vanilla
23. If I were a word I would be: LOOK
24. If I were a body part I would be: bones
25. If I were a facial expression I would be: disbelief
26. If I were a subject in school I would be: art
27. If I were a game I would be: Password

I stole this from Sarah's Blog!